34 weeks!

How far along? 34 weeks.  Both apps agree that he’s the size of an “average” cantaloupe but this raises several questions . . . like, wasn’t he a cantaloupe just a few weeks ago? If the “average baby” is the size of the “average cantaloupe” and we know that Daniel is small then is he the size of a small cantaloupe? Or do we want a different fruit? SEE?? It’s best to just avoid fruit all together . . . Pregnant Chicken is brilliant this week so click here. And, yes, I know he’s probably not 5 pounds - or a bag of sugar.

Weight gain/loss? Up a pound on my scale at home. 8 total. (For the record, I’m not going to quibble with various drs and their scales. All weight records are on my scale at home. If I believed the doc, then I’ve lost 4 pounds but that’s just stupid).  

Sleep: Rough. Consistently waking up around 12:30 . . . and 4 something . . . and then usually 5:55 when Ariki wakes up. Seriously.
Best moment this week: Book Shower!! So fabulous!
Miss anything? Moving like a normal person. Not crying over stupid stuff.  
Movement: Still tons! Dance party in my uterus from about 10 PM to 6 AM . . . LOL . . . and any time I sit still.
Food cravings: French fries with Ranch from Chilis. LOL
Anything making you queasy or sick: Food-wise, no.
Labor Signs: Some BH.
Belly Button in or out? In. And not that shallow.
Wedding rings on or off? On. And I’m going to have to be really suffering to take them off.
Happy or Moody most of the time: Trying to be happy. But generally annoyed by stupid people.
Looking forward to: Wedding shower I’m throwing for my sister on Saturday!